COURAGE AT KMART:
My husband likes to say I am clumsy. I disagree. I like to think I gracefully walk through this world... but okay, I'll admit, I do have problems getting around sometimes. :o) One day Mike and I were at K-Mart with a boyfriend of mine and Mike and I were goofing off as usual. We loved to laugh and have a great time. Well, we thought it'd be funny if I tried to jump over one of the chains at one of the closed check out isles. Well, me being the fantastic Olympic hurdler that I am, I jumped at the opportunity at this dare. Let's just say I quickly found out hurdling is not my talent. My leg caught the chain, my other leg hit the candy display next to the register and I was on the floor in no time...candy sprawled out all over the floor. Oh dear Lord, how embarrassing. If my memory serves me right, I was left laying there all alone, body twisted in a sea of candy...yet the sound of laughter was mysteriously in the background.
THE MALL:We were at the mall one day and we were walking down a flight of stairs. Mike thought it would be funny to "gently" push me, not intending anything to happen of course (yeah right). That gentle push made me fall down the entire flight of stairs. I just kept rolling and rolling down the stairs and of course Mike was roaring with laughter, so much so that he couldn't help me up as I landed out in front of all these people at Cielo Vista Mall. Another graceful moment for Lisa. I know.
CHIQUITA BANANA LADY:There used to be this commercial for Chiquita Bananas where this hispanic cartoon lady would sing a song about the bananas. Mike LOVED it when I would use my hispanic accent and sing the song. He would often tell me "sing the Chiquita Banana Lady song!" So I'd start singing the song: "na, na, na, na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na....oooooh perfecto!" He just loved it.
HALLOWEEN:It was always my dream to do special effects make-up in Hollywood one day. My mom and Mike were very supportive of me, as they would be my guinee pigs and let me practice my goolish makeup on them. One Halloween I did Mike's make-up and we wanted it to look like he was run over by a car, so we took his t-shirt and drove my car over it. Then he let me put cuts and gashes all over his face. I even put some glass coming out of his forehead. It was so much fun! So he went to school like that one Halloween because we were allowed to dress up. Let's just say alot of people took a second look and many girls passed him by saying "ooohhh that is so gross."
HAIR EXTENSIONS:
After high school I went to cosmetology school. I always had short, short hair and forever wanted long hair, but was too impatient to grow it out. A girl that I was in school with knew how to put in extensions, so Mike and I went to her house one evening so she could put them in. They were shoulder length extensions and it took her hours to put them in. After they were said and done I can't say they looked that great, but I didn't really know what to do about it, esp after sitting there for hours and hours. I was so depressed about it. When we got back to my house we decided to forget about it for a while so we wanted to go rent a movie; but there was no way I was going out with these extensions and it would take forever to take them out and I just wasn't up for it at that moment. So I put on a baseball cap. Let me tell you, Mike and I have never laughed so hard. These extensions looks so fake. I looked like Strawberry Shortcake, no joke. They were so stiff and straight underneath that cap. It was so obvious that was not my real hair. I don't know how I did it, but I got the courage to out in public anyways. So we went, got our video...Mike laughing at me in the store the whole time, due to my "new look". When we got home somehow we started wrestling, which wasn't uncommon. Mike did something and all of a sudden this chunk of hair extension came out. Of course that fueled the laughter fire and we both quickly found out that not only were those hours of sitting and getting these extensions were in vain because of the look, but also because of the quality. It turned out they came out really quick. Why must I always be the center of everyone's laughter? :o)
TATOO MAMA:Okay, so almost every teen goes through a phase [esp these days] where tatoos are, at the very least, contemplated. I must have been about 16 or 17 when I got my first tatoo. Doe-doe head Lisa not only gets tatoos on her HANDS, where her parents will find out, but she does home-made tatoos. I never claimed I had common sense mind you, only that I was a graceful walker. Anyways, Mike and I somehow concluded this was a good idea for me to give myself tatoos, so we went to a friends house who we also convinced to get a homemade tatoo. So while Mike proceeded to do her tatoo of a big smiley face on her butt [yes, you read right...but who am I to talk?], I sat there creating my tatoos on each hand. To commemorate one of our favorite bands, The Cure [their Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me album], I proceeded to tatoo an eyeball and teardrop on my left hand and lips on the other. I won't go into reasons why these particular tatoos were one of the stupidest things I have done. Let's just say that a few years later I had them removed via surgery. I now have permanent reminders of that blissful day of creating such wonderful artwork on my hands.
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